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Hmmm, I have a feeling I won’t be able to access this site at school tomorrow.
OH GOOD GOD!! :boobs::boobs:
What a surprise this evening! Sid & Nancy are front page news at Davezilla!
And even Rev and Mandy!
Woot woot!
Boobies galore!!
:boobs::boobs:
:wtf::boobs::boobs::wtf:
Ok, where to start?
Stacy, nice set of hoo-has you got there. Love the chips, btw, nice touch.:cool:
ReV, even though you’re covering the goods, what a lovely picture. Was this before or after?
Mandy, very hot!:grin:
Gregggg, however, gets a big thumbs down for the worst abuse of steroids I’ve seen in some time.:-(
So, Dave, when do we get the ass edition?
Well wouldja look at that … If it hasn’t seemed like I’ve been campaigning in the “Elect tits, not boobs” campaign in a while, well guess what? You’re WRONG!! I just haven’t been campaiging here that’s all. I’ve been campaigning elsewhere on the web, albeit accidentally….
You know, I have this ‘things’ against sillicones, but even fake tits are better than those frightful arms. I always wanted to know: Are there men in this galaxy whole like small boobies? Small ones are my favorite so the Rev RULEZZ!!!
Yes, Anna. I’ve always preferred smaller breasts, myself.
I’d look terrible in a D-cup.
So, Dave, when do we get the ass edition? As soon as you send in a photo, Esther.
Today’s post is a spewer, but not necessarily coffee.
Oh, Mike.
Cheers Dave,
Now I can officially confess that I don’t actually care about being “official” and thats official.
If you were sandwiched between Stacey and Mandy, would you?
P.S That guy with the arms….WTF?
I haven’t seen a right arm grow that huge since I bought my brother the “Cindy Crawford Workout” video for Christmas!
P.P.S
Look Mom, I’m on telly! ……well sort of.
P.P.P.S
To answer Esther’s question.
It was after……enough said.
I also believe Dave is sitting on the ass edition as we speak.
It was after……enough said. Then Rev put down his magazine and hoped one day it would be with a REAL girl and not his poor hand…..
Just waiting to see what your christian stalkers have to say about this post.
I was hoping for steroid boys buns, but I know with arms like that he must be compensating ReV should be fired up, a sultry pose sandwich. Not just for breakfast anymore. I vote for butts next.
Frisko
From today’s link: My Motto In Life Live For Today. Live every day as it is your last. Life is too short to spend your time worrying and being upset. Sometimes you just gotta to learn to say what the fuck. He’s deep. What’s he doing in bodybuilding with thoughts like those?
I am bummed I picked on body building man. He is 5′6, fathered 2 kids, and his girlfriend died. He was on Ripleys beilieve it or not and Jay Lenno. He has not been on steroids for 3 years.
Im not inferring anything here,
but with a choice of two sexy ladies and a total of ten female breasts in this post, mikeB chose to comment on me and male masturbation?
How homo erotic.
Hmmm, well, I have been told I do have lovely junk in the trunk. Or was that me talking to myself?
Um, I can’t see the Rev’s :boobs::boobs: at all in that picture!
Why is that?!?!?
And I think we need to be able to count to THREE in the Rev’s pic.
AHEM! CHOP CHOP!!
“Hmmm, well, I have been told I do have lovely junk in the trunk. ” Let’s see dat booty Esther. ROWR!
Best. Comment. Thread. Evah.
just assuming you meant manly not, “many”
I’m a girl and I think Stacy’s boobs are hot!:cool: (Nothing personal, Mandy.)
In reference to Greg the bodybuilder dude: the last time I saw anyone with lumps that large and misshapen, it was stage 4 cancer. And Greg there is proud of his accomplishment…:roll:
Boobie shots should be au natural
Ok Dave, Mandy, I’ll work on getting that booty shot. (/did I just say that?)
I was hoping for Dita von Teese…
wow, I with their were boobs when I come to the site every morning. perhaps i will share mine sometime.
in other news: seen this? http://privatedick.blogspot.com
Thank you, TinaMarie and everybody else for the compliments on my tatas … I grew them myself!
They haven’t always been this way, but I assure you, they’re ALL NATURAL!
And … shit, I was gonna say more but I just had a gig tonight and I’m a little drunk and I don’t remember.
WAIT TIL DIAMANDA GALAS IN SEPTEMBER! WOOT WOOT!
(Btw, Dave, there’s a chance I may have FREE TIX from Diamanda’s webmaster/manager dude. I’ll email you.)
And … did I mention I’m a little buzzed?
whistles in Stacy’s direction wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more
Oh shit … I’m sober now and I just re-read that and relised it implied things that I didn’t mean to imply.
For the record: This gal is TAKEN. By a sexy Jewish boy named Josh in Toronto.
The fact that I was drunk, talking about my boobs, and saying “wait til the concert in September” … all of those comments were separate thoughts, NOT CONNECTED AT ALL.
I don’t cheat, and I ain’t no homewrecker. I’ve left my trail of drunken comments elsewhere on the blogosphere and I just hope I didn’t piss anybody off.
Dang! I thought it was on!
Oh, and how’s your head this morning?
Never had any complaints so far!
Ba-dum-dum!
Time for more
Stacy, can totally relate to the drunken stream of thought posting. (Says she, drinking a beer)…:grin:
Still waiting on that pic, Esther.
I’m still waiting for Mandy’s hand to slip and tear off that flimsy t-shirt.
the rev is hottttttttttttt.
Wow, Dave! You have some HOT readers. And by hot, I am specifically NOT talking about the dude. (no offense, Rev) ;-)
I vote for more pictures of Mandy! :boobs::boobs:
:boobs::boobs: i vote for more pics of mandy too and i agree with mikeB. Hey mandy wheres your ass edition?
I guess I should show everyone my assets, Dave. :twisted::boobs:
Nicely done Mandy, now … a thong would probably make that picture
oh hell yes!!!
What Spud said.
Had to take a second look.
OK, it’s my 30th look.
Holy Moley! Nice bod, Mandy!
Mandy, your ass has an uncanny framiliarity about it… Hmmm… I’d swear you were someone else, if you hadn’t shown your face .
Could someone pass me the chips ? :boobs::boobs: Tisk tisk, only my second post, and I’m already in the gutter . See what happens when technology reaches just ‘anyone’ ? Great site, and this thread makes it even… er… greater !
I’m not commenting on the Rev’s pic… that’d be like gay, or something .
I didn’t know my ass was “framiliar” to anyone, save my boyfriend who can’t keep his
away from it. Sorry, TMI.
No no, keep going, it’s wonderful to share
TAKE IT ALL OFF:wang::wang::wang:
:wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::limp::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang:
You need to post Mandy every day forever
Damn Mandy, that’s a nice tukkus (sp?) you have there!
Guess I should get my picture in soon!
Thanks, Esther! We wanna see yours! (Well I do)
I wanna see both of you!
Now where did I put those black vinyl pants…hmm….:twisted:
Let’s see that body, Esther! Show it off and I may be tempted to show some more.
Hell Yeah!
We get to see Esther’s :boobs::boobs:?
You get to see whatever Esther wants you to see.
You have some hawt readers!
No :boobs:, Bobby, just buns.:kiss:
Sounds good to me!
Me too! Let’s see some booty!
I see London, I see France I see Esther’s uh comment.
Fyi-Restless natives; the pictures have been sent, the rest is up to Dave.:mrgreen:
I should have sent you the link to my board of moms - we had a “mom’s gone wild” night flashe dour breasts in public (bahama breeze) and let others take pictures then we posted them on the web.
Now you can’t come in here saying something like that and not post a link? what the…?
I like trhis picture of your bum better, Mandy
pant pant it’s getting hot in here…
someone turn on the air conditioning…
Still looks amazing after the umpteenth viewing.
Are we trying to get to 77 posts here, too?
Some girl: I should have sent you the link to my board of moms - we had a “mom’s gone wild” night flashe dour breasts in public (bahama breeze) and let others take pictures then we posted them on the web.
Hey, you should send Davezilla your pics.
Yes, please!
I think we convinced her! Watch your email.
After High demand for cleavage - I decided to “bare” all .. here ya go - enjoy!
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-10/862560/cleavage1.jpg
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-10/862560/cleavage2.jpg
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-10/862560/cleavage3.jpg
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-10/862560/cleavage1.jpg
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-10/862560/cleavage2.jpg http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-10/862560/cleavage3.jpg
:boobs::boobs: since I can’t post links to the cleavage which was in great demand.. I’m emailing it to Dave. Maybe I’ll make the top post tomorrow
So……. Haas a date been set for the next installment of T&A??? Perhaps a few less guys…. lol.
Sorry Rev. JeLLyBaBy,
K - SInce no one liked my cleavage - it;s going away now… I am removeing the links
I think they just didn’t know about it since this post is getting stale. We can put them up on their own post this weekend as I have another reader who wants to be seen as well.
Nice tatas, Girl! :boobs::boobs:
:boobs::wang::boobs:
is this a contest open to anyone?
There’s a contest? Did I win? Huh huh? Dave? plink Is this thing on?
You know, when Virtual bartender you give the MATH command, she look a lot like your friend Mandy.
:boobs::boobs::limp::wang::boobs::boobs::boobs::boobs::wtf::!:
:mrgreen::neutral::twisted::boobs::boobs::smile::cool::dead::evil::geek::grin::idea::java::kiss::limp::oops::razz::roll::wang::???::eek::lol::mad::sad::wtf::-(:-?:!::sad::-(boobs
sigh. my boobs are too small for displays or i would send in pictures
Mandy, you are one fine-looking woman!!! Your funbags rate :wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang: out of 10 :wang:s.
Yes, she’s a doll.
Not all of us are big
:boobs: men Julie. I prefer nice buns myself.
So hang in there…at least yours won’t hang down to ‘there’ when you get older. ;^)
Yes, the icons work, Ken.