Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

Co-authored by Bobby Hoopingardner

Man No. 1: “Dude! You are so sunburnt. You’re as red as a pineapple!”
Man No 2: “Pineapples are yellow?”
Man No. 1: Really? I guess I never looked that closely.”

Despite their macho image, Dodge Rams are pretty girly. I am reminded of another automotive logo post from three years ago.

Image courtesy Tian

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