Roaming Gnome’s latest adventures

26 July, 2004 Latest: frisko5, Davezilla, Bob Nichols, bobby hoopingardner, verago,

In Hell

Abu Graibh

Co-authored by Bobby Hoopingardner

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18 comments:

  1. Natalie, 26, July 2004, 0:05 |  

    So, how do I get in on this daily gnome-beating thing?

     
  2. PaganJewLilBro, 26, July 2004, 0:12 |  

    *docily waits for big sis to turn gnome beating once again into midget football*

     
  3. kismet, 26, July 2004, 0:25 |  

    How about Midget tossing?

    I love the music.

     
  4. Stacy, the motor city bad kitty, 26, July 2004, 1:15 |  

    1) I hate it when I get pitchforks up my whoopsedaisy.

    2) I want to know where exactly the Roaming Gnome is poking his pecker.

     
  5. Stacy, the motor city bad kitty, 26, July 2004, 1:17 |  

    3) Where can I find a guy like Limber Mike? I’m impressed.

     
  6. Anna, 26, July 2004, 5:23 |  

    Well, at least Mike doesn’t need anybody else for a blowjob.

     
  7. andrea, 26, July 2004, 5:57 |  

    1. Poor gnome…better get him out of hell fast…can you buy a ‘get out of hell fast’ card like in monopoly?

    2…more seriously..not the most amusing moment on Davezilla. for the first time I was rather unimpressed. not funny guys. sorry,i don’t see the joke.

     
  8. Mandy, 26, July 2004, 6:41 |  

    They must not have those obnoxious gnome commercials where you live, Andrea. I always want that concrete bastard to get hit by a wrecking ball.

     
  9. Spud, 26, July 2004, 8:09 |  

    Ah, there is nothing like gnome sweet gnome.

     
  10. Esther, 26, July 2004, 11:52 |  

    Where are those gnome liberators when you need them?

     
  11. Moxie, 26, July 2004, 14:01 |  

    Beware..I am a member of the Gnome Liberation Front! I fully intend to liberate one lucky fellow and have him accompany me to Alaska in 4 weeks, making sure to send vacation pics back to his previous captor.

     
  12. Nikki, 26, July 2004, 20:15 |  

    “Hello Chaps” — I keep expecting to see a freak wearing chaps when I read that.

     
  13. frisko5, 26, July 2004, 21:59 |  

    The really scarey part is that I weaned the co-author. God, I love his warp.

     
  14. Davezilla, 26, July 2004, 23:56 |  

    Did I spell the last name right, Frisko5? :oops:

     
  15. Bob Nichols, 31, July 2004, 11:59 |  

    Hi Dave…Bobby’s Dad here. Frisko’s last name is Hoopingarner, & Bobby’s is Nichols. Understandable mistake [on both attempts...:)]

     
  16. bobby hoopingardner, 7, August 2004, 22:11 |  

    WhAt!! no tan
    HEll is just not the same anymore
    pitty

     
  17. Bob Nichols, 9, August 2004, 16:17 |  

    ?
    …the same as what, Bobby???

    Dad. >:)

     
  18. verago, 10, November 2004, 14:20 |  

    “Yes, i’d like to book a trip to Hell…”