Overheard: SPF-45 Edition

Posted by Davezilla 25 July, 2004 Latest: Lynne, Nikki, wookiee, Natalie, Jessa,

Man No. 1: “Dude! You are so sunburnt. You’re as red as a pineapple!”
Man No 2: “Pineapples are yellow?”
Man No. 1: Really? I guess I never looked that closely.”

Tags: .

7 comments:

  1. Stacy, the motor city bad kitty, 25, July 2004, 0:18 |  

    Overheard last night, conversation between me and my distant-3rd-or-4th-cousin-through-marriage Jenn’s baby daddy, Johnny:

    me: hey Johnny, I talked to your baby’s mama earlier…
    Johnny: yeah, I was saying last night, that last week, I was actually hanging out with my baby’s mama’s mama’s mama here at the pub
    me: huh??
    Johnny: Jenn’s grandma
    me: uh … oh. OH-kay..

     
  2. Hobbit, 25, July 2004, 0:42 |  

    Hey. Second comment. Wootage!

    Wait.

    Pineapples aren’t red?

     
  3. Lynne, 25, July 2004, 1:22 |  

    Red,yellow . . . some people apparently can’t tell the difference. I saw the local fried chicken place (Cluck U) mascot this week, dressed in his neon yellow chicken suit, with the head, um, off. It was a hot day, and I was all hot and bothered and so was he, and he said to me “You’re even redder than I am!” I had to point out his costume to him. “Dude, you are YELLOW. Very, very YELLOW.”

     
  4. Nikki, 25, July 2004, 16:18 |  

    No, pineapples are not communists.

     
  5. wookiee, 26, July 2004, 9:51 |  

    If you prick one does it not bleed?

     
  6. Natalie, 26, July 2004, 10:22 |  

    What about maraschino pineapples?

     
  7. Jessa, 26, July 2004, 23:34 |  

    Whatever you do, don’t prick the pineapple! It has a horrible temper. Besides, you’ll get sticky.