Caption time #11
Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments © Dave Linabury 1994-2008. Unrelated to Toho, its products or services.
Freedom-Black and Widgetized by Tina Silva | Freedom Blue Plus improved by Eyoung. Kudos to Frank Helmschrott, Michael and Fredrik for the original Design.
It may sound absurd:but don’t be naive
Even Heroes have the right to bleed
I may be disturbed:but won’t you conceed
Even Heroes have the right to dream
It’s not easy to be me
/Five For Fighting
Superman’s other suit.
Help I’ve gone blind! CANT SEE PICTURE! Help, Help!
Is that a donkey I see before me? OMG it has long ears. How queer. I don’t understand the logic, but suddenly I must buy them all!
Seriously though, I would cross breed my donkey with a cat, rather than another “boring†donkey, thus creating my own mighty beast.
The DONCAT!
Just imagine coming home from work to find your very own DONKAT waiting for you in the tree outside your house. A few seconds later it would be there on the sink waiting for a bowl of cat food nestled on a bed of hay. Like spaghetti bolognaise, but with straw and cat food instead.
Wouldn’t that be just grand?
Anyways, while I sit here dreaming of my very own pet DONCAT I’ll leave you guys and gals with something almost as good.
One of my world famous jokes…….
“Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?â€
“He lays awake all night……wondering if there really is a Dog.â€
P.s I wonder if a DONKADOG would be easier to housetrain?
Is this another nifty neighbor of yours Dave? If so, this one might cause need to worry or move in my humble oponion.
Frisko
Well, I guess we know how he’s voting come November…
“Big Ears once again found himself alone and friendless standing in the closet, he wanted to cry but thought the better of it, instead sighed and resigned himself to to humiliation of the other students…”
Is that John Kerry’s mascot? Why the long face?
The audition for “A Midsummer Nights Dream” didn’t go as planned.
How come I always have to play Bottom? moaned donkeyboy.
Just another jackass in a suit!!
It’s a bird
It’s a plane
It’s SUPER ASS!
Eeyore had made a name for himself in the business world, but at what cost? He could never again go back to the Hundred Acre Wood he helped turn into a strip mall.
How he still longed to feel Piglets warm embrace again or the tender touch of Christopher Robin on a hot summers day.
Eeyore knew he had done so much wrong, but in his heart he thought maybe…just maybe, there was still hope.
“Should I call them?” he mused as a large wet tear trickled down his greying cheek.
But as his Swiss bank account grew daily.
So did their hatred towards him.
I always used to like Eeyore. Now he just scares me.
What an ass.
You are what you eat.
don’t you people know a MULE when you see one? sheesh … all these ass jokes when it’s clearly a mule.
well, TJ, just another MULE in a suit wouldn’t be as humorous, would it?!?!
Uhhhh… Pinocchio meets Superduperman?
Nikki wins.
He should have known better than to take the army up on it’s offer of free plastic surgery.
Holy shit, Dave! How did you get a picture of my boss?
I told you to wear the Don Quixhote costume!
Winner: 1942 Lost Mascot Award
The ‘brayns’ of the company was a distant relative of the Elephant Man.
Ass Hats.
Dave, don’t tease us with a picture of a nice ass.
And I’m not wearing any pants either, baby.