Story time #1
“After our adventurers had finished polishing all the troll’s silverware, swept his dungeon and adjusted his satellite TV dish, they decided to … ”
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“After our adventurers had finished polishing all the troll’s silverware, swept his dungeon and adjusted his satellite TV dish, they decided to … ”
[Add your lines and keep the story going]
… play midget football with Willow there in the front! After that, they all settled down, rolled a fat one, and …
…prayed that the Goddess would forgive their big Sis for making them do such a horrible thing and not cause three games of football to be played with HER…
OR (more followable, and less hard-assed)
… decided it might be fun to try these nice little mushrooms growing around the cave while Willow healed. Suddenly, a giant, red Bad Kitty appeared and…
stripped the flesh from willow’s small frame, the other members of the fellowship looked on with …
…jealousy as the giant kitty devoured her, You see, all they had eaten for the past three months was ketchup packets stolen from a local Burger King…
Left a note on the broken glass that said, “Sorry about the window. Go D-backs!”
/AZ commercial reference
meanwhile, in another part of the kingdom, a posse was being formed to search for the missing packets of ketchup. the king of burgers was upset about his missing fortune and would stop at nothing. he demanded …
That the heads of the ketchup theives be brought on a sesame seed bun. he would then market these burgers as “New Adventure burgers! Put the adventure back into your life.” The burgers would be limited supply and would only be sold to…
… they decided to head on down to STARBUCKS©, enjoy a couple of lattes, and debate whether to all get mullet-do’s to go with the troll tatoos.
Suddenly, disaster struck as the Tellitubbies crashed through the windows. Being deprived of small children to eat, they would resort to attacking random standerby to pacify their need…
and a steaming mug of random standerby latté was just what the doctor ordered. Too bad no one saw the …
short guy go check and see if there was beer left over in the cooler after the women came back from their canoe adventure playing Pocahontis.
Suddenly…
…dress up like a bunch of rejects from a Monty Python movie and pose for this asinine picture.
And thus began the very hardest stage of their quest.
The crystal mountains loomed like stone cold sentinals against the murky backdrop of the night sky.
Somewhere in the twisted network of caves they would find the evil Jimmy Jockstrap and his legion of vibrating belly dancers.
But then disaster struck…
… and Dave posted a new picture on his website and it was full of ENGRISH!!
The End.
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Or was it…?
No it was not, Mighty Warrior! They were pleasing to be the includeds in the most famous in all the world, extra-prime quality, site of the Web, DAVEZILLA.com. They were goodness and by gosh so happiness that they were dancing for joy in each other’s pants.
they took the pants off first, becasue dancing in someone else’s pants when they are still wearing them is a sick sick thing.
– The depth, whar creativity, the story ….. wonderful. In the same league as ‘Doctor Zjivago’ and that literary hit ‘The DaVinci Code’.
This reader is not easily impressed,but now …