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10 Words Men Never Use

20 January, 201032 Comments
  1. Merriment
  2. Cherish
  3. Giddy
  4. Scrumptious
  5. Sparkly
  6. Vag
  7. Toodles
  8. Precious
  9. Pocketbook
  10. Slacks

What words would you add to this list?

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32 Comments

  1. Faith
    20 January, 2010,

    “Straight” men.

  4. Mandy
    20 January, 2010,

    teensy weensy. especially if they are referring to their :limp:

  5. dan chapman
    20 January, 2010,

    the word “cool” especially if you are over 50

  8. StevieC
    20 January, 2010,

    Exfoliate

    Glorious

    Handbag

    Ensemble

    Parfait

    Furious

    Fabulous

    Thingy

    Sorry

  10. Astryd
    21 January, 2010,

    Color coordinate
    Color scheme
    Periwinkle
    Adorable
    Ooh my goodness!

  11. rust
    21 January, 2010,

    I’d have to ask my woman/love-interest/soon-to-be-wife what words aren’t used by men. Surely there is something!

    “You missed that last exit”

  12. Nicolette
    21 January, 2010,

    ” Excuse me sir, I need directions to get to …….”

  13. fruf
    21 January, 2010,

    man bag
    man boobs
    stripes and checks don’t go together
    golly gee
    quaint
    oxfords
    denim pants
    posterior
    anus
    mammary glands

  14. Bigwavdave
    21 January, 2010,

    Fuschia

  15. Mommielicious a.k.a. Niki
    21 January, 2010,

    scrumptious
    delectable
    handsome
    fabulous!

  16. chainstay
    21 January, 2010,

    snifter

    nifty

    dungarees

    marvelous

    I was wrong

  19. Astryd
    21 January, 2010,

    Hold me
    Love me
    Oh, that is so precious!
    I’m sorry (sincerely)
    Do I look pretty
    Quish
    That contrast does not go well
    This is you hue honey
    Ooooh let me hold it!!

  21. Lung the Younger
    21 January, 2010,

    Commitment
    Divine
    Darling (as an adjective)
    Rouge
    Sanitary napkin
    Platonic
    Bucks Fizz
    Malaise
    Buns

  22. junkman
    21 January, 2010,

    peachy
    poofy
    does my dick look small in these pants
    dreamy
    dippity doo
    no thanks i’ve had enough blowjobs this week
    chic
    chartreuse
    eeeewy
    lululemon
    sex in the cityish

  23. StevieC
    21 January, 2010,

    That’s okay. I don’t need to cum everytime.

  26. junkman
    22 January, 2010,

    btw. very tricky dave getting us to say all these words ❗

  27. donna
    22 January, 2010,

    not tonight i have a headache

  28. chainstay
    22 January, 2010,

    On second thought, dungarees might be acceptable at times. However, pantaloons will not work in any situation.

    Steve I don’t know how many times I have wanted to say that but won’t for fear of making the woman I am with feel inadequate.

  29. janeeto
    22 January, 2010,

    RE: Link of the Day. Try this, if you dare:

  30. Timm
    25 January, 2010,

    Moisturizer (sp?)

    The words that are pronounced “keesh” and “Poe Pouree” but I don’t know how to spell them ’cause I never use ’em.

  31. Timm
    25 January, 2010,

    P.S. – Oops! Astryd already said “Quish” – or should it be “quiche” or somethin’ else.

  32. Astryd
    25 January, 2010,

    It’s not spelled right. Figured it wouldn’t matter.

    Tinkle

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